officialzirry:

remember when zayn tweeted about Michael Jackson instead of liam

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The prosecutor gave me a petty misdemeanor and my lawyer explained that it was gonna be like an expensive speeding ticket but it was only $385 I’m sending flowers and candy to everyone including the cop that pulled me over

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

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sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

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I used to have this friend named Trazjaia but yesterday she died tragically after calling the brown man working at the gas station a terrorist

insanity-and-vanity:

Margot Robbie on her character Naomi Lapaglia in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013):

"In this case, [sex is] Naomi’s power over Jordan, and that’s her only way of getting what she wants. That’s her form of currency in a world of millionaires when she comes from nothing. The only way of creating a better life for herself and getting what she wants is the fact that she’s aware of this sexual power she has over men."

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